CHATEAU MABILE

I forgot to post this a few weeks back and just found it in my drafts. Beware of broccoli people. You might think its so cute and might even feel a little misplaced pride because your kid is just delightedly shoveling man size portions of broccoli into her face and then dancing around in delight, but you are stupid. For behold, the child will waketh and puketh for hours on end in the middle of the night and you will think a green plague has been cast upon you and your house. Lo, it is just the broccoli returning up from the bowels of the young ones stomach because she hath been greedy and you hath been foolish to allow her to sup for so long.